bnaz:
throwback to that one time I was working as a camera operator in a music festival and I had 2 minutes to run across a field to the perfect location that would allow me to film the whole fireworks show and I was running backstage while holding a camera and I had two slow ass old people in front of me blocking the way and I yelled “FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS WOULD YOU PLEASE MOVE OUT OF THE DAMN WAY” and I was later told by my girlfriend who was running behind me that I yelled at the former US president bill clinton and possible 2016 presidential candidate hillary clinton
Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography
this also applies to pansexual people. this is glorious
![cw12:
“Okay, I had this major realization reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows last night. Harry, Voldemort and Snape represent the Three Brothers from The Tales of Beedle the Bard.
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cw12:
Okay, I had this major realization reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows last night. Harry, Voldemort and Snape represent the Three Brothers from The Tales of Beedle the Bard.
[ I ] Voldemort being the one who wanted the wand to defeat anyone that could bring death to him. [ I ]
[ O ] Snape being the one who wanted to rejoin his long lost love. [ O ]
[ ∆ ] And Harry being the one who greeted death as his friend. [ ∆ ]
So I’ve only read Deathly Hallows like three or four times now, but it’s been awhile. So my mind promptly exploded. There are of course numerous things that the three have in common as well.
Don’t we love literature? And don’t we love Harry Potter? And J. K. Rowling?
imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:
i hear a lot about period cycles becoming in sync when women spend a lot of time together, but do they just average out or is there one cycle that’s just like the alpha cycle and makes the other one conform
I would actually like to know the answer to this
As a bio major and female I can confirm: there’s one alpha cycle that others conform to. The female with the most estrogen is typically the ‘alpha female’ and the cycle that’s followed by others. I’ve had friends go ‘wow this is so weird my period came like a week early’ and I’ve been like ‘lmao sorry my b’
Oh wait. I thought they meant like the moon or something.
WE HAVE ALPHA FEMALES AS A SPECIES THIS IS SO COOL
Wait how do you know if you’re the alpha